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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 07:03
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Can a meme heal what therapy can't?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
No way
Everyone loved it.
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